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Chad Parenteau
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Published in The Ugly Monster

·20 hours ago

Comic Book Haiku — Superman #1 and #2

Issue #1 Superman is more concerned with voices in head than getting shot at.

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Superman Now Owns Lexcorp
Superman Now Owns Lexcorp
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Published in The Ugly Monster

·2 days ago

Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Clayface #1

Like the rest of us, Clayface wonders why he’s not in DC movies.

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Clayface Wonders Why He’s Not In DC Movies
Clayface Wonders Why He’s Not In DC Movies
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Mar 18

Breaking

A blackout poem of Donald Trump’s recent Truth Social posts — OUR THIRD WORLD HEART. AMERICAN THUGS MILLIONS MANY & DESTROYING LIFE. NOW A CORRUPT & HIGHLY VIOLENT OLD FAIRYTALE OF AMERICA, ARRESTED!

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Breaking
Breaking
Blackout Poetry

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Mar 10

Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Catwoman #1

Don’t know bad girl art, but should Catwoman’s costume have…armpit windows?

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Comic Book Haiku
Comic Book Haiku
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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Mar 9

Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Bane #1

Setting: years later, somewhere, Bane is playing self in own tribute show.

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Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Bane #1
Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Bane #1
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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Mar 8

Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #9

The final battle: Punisher versus God of the skull shirt fanboys!

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Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #9
Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #9
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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Mar 8

Comic Book Haiku — Thanos: Death Notes

A Word to Marvel: DC called up asking for their Keith Giffen back!

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Comic Book Haiku — Thanos: Death Notes
Comic Book Haiku — Thanos: Death Notes
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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Jan 23

Velma: A Cleanable Mess

I throw my two old pennies in on the HBOMax series, “Velma” — Though I have several unfinished projects, I decided to make a detour and review “Velma,” the latest take on the long-running “Scooby-Doo” mystery series minus the show’s title main canine character. After only two episodes, this show has become the latest target not just for the YouTube performative outrage industrial…

Velma

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Velma: A Cleanable Mess
Velma: A Cleanable Mess
Velma

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Jan 11

Statement of the United, 1–10–23

A blackout poem of Donald Trump’s Statement from the day — So people are running, talking about the Border, the lowest point, our Border, So, the Border, the Border. It’s amazing, the Border, everyone being killed, our Military allowed to destroy, destroy!

Blackout Poetry

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Statement of the United, 1–10–23
Statement of the United, 1–10–23
Blackout Poetry

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Jan 2

Statement of the United, 12–30–22

A blackout poem of Donald Trump’s Statement from the day — The Supreme should have never approved people. The USA weaponized, dangerous! The once again depreciation of structures and enterprises. Trump former president returns. D.C. opened already, according to investor industry. The Trumps now worth even bigger proportions to the Fake News!

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Statement of the United, 12–30–22
Statement of the United, 12–30–22

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Chad Parenteau

Chad Parenteau

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Poet for Hire. Link to buy my new book, The Collapsed Bookshelf, available via my website: www.chadparenteaupoetforhire.com

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