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Chad Parenteau
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The Ugly Monster

·Jul 3

Comic Book Haiku — Titans #1–2

Just the first issue and another Titan dies? Is this the nineties?

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Comic Book Haiku — Titans #1–2
Comic Book Haiku — Titans #1–2
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The Ugly Monster

·Jul 3

Comic Book Haiku — Unstoppable Doom Patrol #2 and #3

Issue #2 If you can’t put in gorillas twice in a row, put in Peacemaker.

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Comic Book Haiku — Unstoppable Doom Patrol #2 and #3
Comic Book Haiku — Unstoppable Doom Patrol #2 and #3
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·Jun 28

The Punisher is a Psycho

Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #11 and #12 — Frank Castle exposed as bad husband and father before Father’s Day?

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The Punisher is a Psycho
The Punisher is a Psycho
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·May 17

Adorable Adrian Adonis Shoots His Own Ballad

Last week, The Ugly Monster published my article on the WWE’s tendency to promote anti-LGBTQIA+ sentiments. One example was the wrestler “Adorable” Adrian Adonis. To put a bow on that work (and solidify my position as poet-in-residence for this journal), I submit this poem for your consideration. Thanks to artist…

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Adorable Adrian Adonis Shoots His Own Ballad
Adorable Adrian Adonis Shoots His Own Ballad
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·May 10

The WWE’s Road to Hate

The LGBTQIA+ as villains in Vince MacMahon’s wrestling world — It may be foolish for me to do so, but I am willing to potentially abuse my position at this publication and talk about wrestling. I am a bit more than a casual fan. Over the past few years, YouTube has allowed me to follow indie wrestling promotions and revisit…

LGBTQ

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The WWE’s Road to Hate
The WWE’s Road to Hate
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·Apr 19

We Have Grootfall

Comic Book Haiku — Guardians of the Galaxy… —

Guardians Of The Galaxy

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We Have Grootfall
We Have Grootfall
Guardians Of The Galaxy

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The Ugly Monster

·Apr 14

Comic Book Haiku — Planet of the Apes #1

Comic Book Haiku — Planet of the Apes #1

Planet Of The Apes

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“Sure we hate all apes, but we’re not anti-vaxxers!”
“Sure we hate all apes, but we’re not anti-vaxxers!”
Planet Of The Apes

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Apr 4

Statement of the United, 3–30–23

A blackout poem of Donald Trump’s Statement from… —

Blackout Poetry

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Statement of the United, 3–30–23
Statement of the United, 3–30–23
Blackout Poetry

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·Mar 31

Comic Book Haiku — Unstoppable Doom Patrol #1

Talking gorilla! Talking robot gorilla! Is my work here done…?

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Comic Book Haiku — Unstoppable Doom Patrol #1
Comic Book Haiku — Unstoppable Doom Patrol #1
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·Mar 31

Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #10

My God! Frank Castle is seen walking on water just like Robocop!

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Frank Castle is seen walking on water
Frank Castle is seen walking on water
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Chad Parenteau

Chad Parenteau

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Poet for Hire. Link to buy my new book, The Collapsed Bookshelf, available via my website: www.chadparenteaupoetforhire.com

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