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A Mental Game of Battleship

Chad Parenteau
1 min readAug 1, 2019

A found poem compiled from July’s alternative fact headlines

Ruth Ginsburg dead says Navy intel source!

American sub torpedoed and sunk off Alaska!

U.S. submarine lost after firefight with Russians!

Leaked video shows missile hit Pentagon on 9/11!

Mars Rover used quantum radio to hide truth from everybody!

Chopping up a human at Epstein Island? Power lines glowed red!

18 foot giant found on Sardinia!

PizzaGate truth explodes!

Deadman switch tripped after Pedogate researcher dies!

Epstein case could shake global confidence!

Secret space program craft disclosure!

Leaked plan to sterilize USA and take our guns with robots!

Secret solution for flesh eating bacteria?!?

Epstein’s case explodes! Military moves to protect Trump!

All Trump supporters see Google bias!

Hackers break into Comet Ping Pong and find child porn!

Proof something BIG about to go down?!?

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Chad Parenteau
Chad Parenteau

Written by Chad Parenteau

Poet for Hire. Link to buy my new book, The Collapsed Bookshelf, available via my website: www.chadparenteaupoetforhire.com

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