Countdown to Doomsday Jesus
A found poem compiled from July’s alternative fact headlines
Trump to release 9/11 doomsday weapon!
RocketMan has no nuke capability!
Trump blackmailed!
Trump orders Halper docs Released! Boom!
Hillary paid Russian spies!
CNN: ‘Shadow Government’ must overthrow Trump!
Anthony Bourdain’s final words: “Bill Clinton is piece of sh*t rapist!”
Barack Obama: America must embrace communism!
James Comey: Republicans must help Hillary win in 2020!
Putin gave doomsday files on swamp!
Putin: “Dark forces” conspiring to bring down Trump!
Trump’s got all FISA Warrants! It’s TREASON!
Hillary confesses: I flirted with Putin in 2014!
Hillary stripped of security clearance!
Russian doomsday weapons are no joke!
Google translate issues apocalyptic warning: “Jesus is coming!”
Obama wired taxpayer money to Al-Qaeda group!
Sun fries dog, plants to crisp! what’s going on!?!
Baby says Jesus is coming!
