Fighting Plagues with Puns

A found poem compiled from August’s alternative fact headlines

Horrors of Bill Gates Covid-19 vaccine!

America come back to God or face destruction!

Jesus is the answer to everything!

Trump’s October surprise!

Concentration classrooms and modern slavery!

The left’s plan to arrest Trump is underway!

The first arrests will shock the world!

Absolutely breathtaking! It’s worse than we originally thought!

The first arrests will shock the world!

Chinese mystery seeds! Dragon symbols! George Floyd?!?

Joe Biden ends Joe Biden’s career!

The swamp is being exposed for all to see, my fellow Americans!

The smoking gun has been found!

Operation Green Light! POTUS insulated & protected!

Time to take the country back! must video!

You all know why Trump has now left the White House!

America! We are in the fight for our lives!

Bill Gates is more dangerous than coronavirus itself!