The Roar for Our Roaring Twenties

A found poem compiled from December’s alternative fact headlines

America’s new threat! “They” are among us!

Not just for the kids! All of us! Forced vaccinations!

Hold position! The calm before the storm!

Trump moves forward against the Central Bank!

Impeachment is one big, fat prank!

Something huge above Florida, slowly moving through the sky!

Q! Day of reckoning is upon them!

It’s about to get hot! You won’t believe what’s coming!

SchiffGate blown wide open!

Schiff’s true masters outed and conspiracy exposed!

Q: Are they all above the law?!?

Imminent U.S. attack plan uncovered!

Four branches of military in danger of shutdown and takeover!

Pelosi makes a huge mistake! Democrats panicked!

Joe Biden to end presidential campaign! Major scandal!

President Trump announces criminal indictments!

Adam Schiff sends the order! Mike Pence in danger!