The Truther Chainsaw Massacre
A found poem compiled from October’s alternative fact headlines
NFL owners bet Americans love their football more than their country!
Multiple shooters In Las Vegas! Paddock a patsy!
Antifa receiving military training in Syria — Vegas shooter’s girlfriend travelled to Middle East!
Trump declares Puerto Rico mayor drain on America, no longer a citizen!
Miami Dolphins fire Black Lives Matter players who kneeled during Sunday’s game.
Unexpected Behghazi suspect alive and well, ready to testify!
Alert: 500,000 Puerto Ricans moving to Florida: “It will transform the state!”
Las Vegas CIA assets telling everything in custody!
Paddock accomplice singing — FBI wants him dead!
San Juan city council votes unanimously to impeach Trump-hating mayor!
Will lying Democrats use 25th Amendment to attack Trump?
Proof California fires started by HAARP matches! Insane!
Witnesses confirm California fires not natural! Weather weapons used!
Hillary WikiLeaks bribe fails! doom looms!
McCain claims Americanism is “unpatriotic!”
Documents show other Democrats, not just Clintons, on Russian payroll!
The plan to burn up California exposed!
They tried to kill actor Corey Feldman!
The Establishment has now officially collapsed!
Swamp King Robert Mueller wants to be the next King of America!
