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Vaccinate Your Souls

A found poem compiled from December’s alternative fact headlines

Germans control Ceres space base! Consider Earth captured!

Woman exposes Clinton Foundation child porn!

Media scum tying Trump to pedo island!

John Kelly fired by military!

Department of Justice admits flu shot is most dangerous vaccine In US!

Trump’s tweets decoded! Trump destroying globalism!

Mueller sued for attempting coup d’etat against Trump!

Secret space program goes public! Best footage in history!

Nancy Pelosi vows to keep government “closed forever!”

Justice Ginsburg has Stage 4 cancer!

Flynn, Gore testify In military court on 9/11!

Mueller caught in Turkish 9/11 cover-up!

Deep state panics as Trump withdraws troops from Syria!

US under military law! US media will be shut down!

Vaccine for babies found to contain 65 alien compounds!

Aborted babies used in foods!

Aborted babies legally labeled as “artificial flavors!”

Aborted babies legally labeled as “natural flavors!”

Bill rats out Hillary! Cheney rats out Bushes!

Military tribunals Christmas update!

Supreme Court blocks Mueller subpoena!

EMP weapon test in Kenner, Louisiana? Crazy!

McConnell, Pelosi, Schumer stealing billions! Q Silent!

Mile wide UFO blew all transformers in Kenner, Louisiana!

Fake news robots! mile wide UFO! Ride patriots ride!

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Poet for Hire. Link to buy my new book, The Collapsed Bookshelf, available via my website: www.chadparenteaupoetforhire.com

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