We Are at War (except when we’re not)

A found poem compiled from January’s alternative fact headlines

The people are waking up! The elite are no longer in control!

The Deep State’s plan backfires! Must see!

Staged Ebola pandemic being prepped for America!

Why are they pushing the Iran hoax?!?

Iranian terrorists on US soil!

Can Congress prevent war on Iran?!?

Commies have infiltrated America’s security agencies!

Fear-mongering war propaganda in full swing!

The truth about the Australian bushfires!

World War Three avoided! One-thousand years of peace starting!

It’s coming and it can’t be stopped!

Pelosi threatens to take out Trump! How is she not in jail?!?

Are we living in the Twilight Zone?!?

Estimating the shape of the coming crisis!

Freaky! It’s happening! Just as we predicted!

Schifftie Schiff gets Schiffed!

The coverup already failed!

Virginia declares state of emergency! Armed militia targets capitol!