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Wish Fulfillment for Dummies

Another found poem compiled from September’s alternative fact headlines

NFL owner listens to Trump, fires player for disgracing National Anthem!

Fox Sports cancels all NFL broadcasts “until players respect the flag!”

Muslim NFL owner who protested with players has ties to ISIS!

Insider says Google greatest threat to conservatism!

NFL suspends three teams that stayed in locker rooms for National Anthem!

NFL to be stripped of federal funding!

Trump has evidence of James Comey treason!

Woman chipped by Department of Defense against her will!

CIA can kill Trump by executive order!

Tom Brady asks to be traded to a team of “real patriots” after Sunday’s disgrace!

Trump knows all Comey’s crimes!

Jerry Jones and the Cowboys lose their biggest contract for their disrespect!

New bombshells on Hillary’s emails!

Two black cops FIRED For “taking a knee” while on duty!

100% proof all weather engineered!

NFL fines Pittsburgh Steelers $1m each for skipping National Anthem!

Vice President Pence barely escaped an assassination yesterday and nobody is talking about it!

Trump Says call Department of Justice to lock her up!

Anthony Weiner pimping pedophilia for Democrats!

Hugh Hefner murdered by Hollywood pedophiles!

God’s new World Order battle plan! Are you in it to win it?

Trump signs executive order that ALL Americans stand during the Anthem!

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