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Chad Parenteau
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Published in The Ugly Monster

·3 days ago

Velma: A Cleanable Mess

I throw my two old pennies in on the HBOMax series, “Velma” — Though I have several unfinished projects, I decided to make a detour and review “Velma,” the latest take on the long-running “Scooby-Doo” mystery series minus the show’s title main canine character. …

Velma

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Velma: A Cleanable Mess
Velma: A Cleanable Mess
Velma

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Jan 11

Statement of the United, 1–10–23

A blackout poem of Donald Trump’s Statement from… —

Blackout Poetry

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Statement of the United, 1–10–23
Statement of the United, 1–10–23
Blackout Poetry

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Statement of the United, 1–10–23

A blackout poem of Donald Trump’s Statement from…

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Jan 2

Statement of the United, 12–30–22

A blackout poem of Donald Trump’s Statement from… —

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Statement of the United, 12–30–22
Statement of the United, 12–30–22

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Statement of the United, 12–30–22

A blackout poem of Donald Trump’s Statement from…

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Jan 2

Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #8

First lesson of book:

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Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #8
Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #8
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“Take the broken pieces of this dagger. I want them recast into bullets.”

Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #8

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Dec 31, 2022

Comic Book Haiku — Batman/Spawn

Comic Book Haiku — Batman/Spawn

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Linking origins of Batman and Spawn?
Linking origins of Batman and Spawn?
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Comic Book Haiku — Batman/Spawn

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Dec 30, 2022

Old Man Phoenix, Doom Supreme, and Avenger Prime — Comic Book Haiku

The Avengers Assemble Crossover — For full “recap,” read My Avengers Forever Comic Book Haiku. Part One: Avengers Forever #11 Ghost Rider surfing on S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier? Fanfic fangasm!

Haiku

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Old Man Phoenix, Doom Supreme, and Avenger Prime — Comic Book Haiku
Old Man Phoenix, Doom Supreme, and Avenger Prime — Comic Book Haiku
Haiku

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Dec 14, 2022

Man Hunt!

A blackout poem of Donald Trump’s Statement on 12/6/22

Blackout Poetry

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Man Hunt!
Man Hunt!
Blackout Poetry

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Man Hunt!

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Dec 11, 2022

Fact: Kevin Conroy Was Gay

Don’t let awful people drag him back into the Bat-Closet — As a masochistic person still using Twitter and YouTube (the latter having given in to the Nazis long before Musk ever put his bid in for the blue bird), I have seen some wretched takes on voice actor Kevin Conroy both before and after his death, which are only signs…

Kevin Conroy

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Fact: Kevin Conroy Was Gay
Fact: Kevin Conroy Was Gay
Kevin Conroy

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Nov 22, 2022

Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Mr. Freeze #1

A Christmas comic

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Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Mr. Freeze #1
Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Mr. Freeze #1
Haiku

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Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Mr. Freeze #1

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Nov 18, 2022

Comic Book Haiku — Superman: Son of Kal-El #17

Next-to last issue…

Superman

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Comic Book Haiku — Superman: Son of Kal-El #17
Comic Book Haiku — Superman: Son of Kal-El #17
Superman

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Comic Book Haiku — Superman: Son of Kal-El #17

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Chad Parenteau

Chad Parenteau

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Poet for Hire. Link to buy my new book, The Collapsed Bookshelf, available via my website: www.chadparenteaupoetforhire.com

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