Published in The Ugly Monster

·4 days ago

Comic Book Haiku — Justice League vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes #6

The Bendis method

Legion Of Super Heroes

2 min read

Comic Book Haiku — Justice League vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes #6

Comic Book Haiku — Justice League vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes #6

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·6 days ago

Comic Book Haiku — X-Men Legends #2

There’s a backstory for how Wolverine’s mask got pointier.

1 min read

Comic Book Haiku — X-Men Legends #2

Comic Book Haiku — X-Men Legends #2

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Sep 24

Comic Book Haiku — Avengers Forever #9

…enslaved by Comicsgate…

1 min read

Comic Book Haiku — Avengers Forever #9

Comic Book Haiku — Avengers Forever #9

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Sep 24

Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Two-Face

Two-Face: Attorney at Law

1 min read

Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Two-Face

Comic Book Haiku — Batman: One Bad Day — Two-Face

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Sep 14

Comic Book Haiku — The Flash: The Fastest Man Alive #1

David Zaslav is a moron.

1 min read

Comic Book Haiku — The Flash: The Fastest Man Alive

Comic Book Haiku — The Flash: The Fastest Man Alive #1

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Sep 14

Comic Book Haiku — Superman: Son of Kal-el #15

SMK!

2 min read

Comic Book Haiku — Superman: Son of Kal-el #15

Comic Book Haiku — Superman: Son of Kal-el #15

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Sep 14

Comic Book Haiku — Batgirls #10

Mr. Fun is taking out the trash.

1 min read

Comic Book Haiku — Batgirls #10

Comic Book Haiku — Batgirls #10

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Sep 14

Comic Book Haiku — Jurassic League #5

Cave-Boy Wonder

1 min read

Comic Book Haiku — Jurassic League #5

Comic Book Haiku — Jurassic League #5

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Sep 9

Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #6

Frank Castle deserves a beatdown.

2 min read

Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #6

Comic Book Haiku — Punisher #6

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Published in The Ugly Monster

·Sep 7

Comic Book Haiku — Flashpoint Beyond #5

What is happening?!?

2 min read

Comic Book Haiku — Flashpoint Beyond #5

Comic Book Haiku — Flashpoint Beyond #5

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Chad Parenteau
Poet for Hire. Link to buy my new book, The Collapsed Bookshelf, available via my website: www.chadparenteaupoetforhire.com
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